Today I had a customer who is a regular. He is into corporal punishment.
How all this started – my customer’s liking for CP – was this way: he was quite badly behaved at school, but he was bad in a sly way, so he was never caught red handed in trouble.
It was always the other boys, those who were the hangers-on around him, that caught it every time.
So now, years later, his cleverness in school days, has turned to guilt that he didn’t take his share of CP. So that now he must.
So at the time for his appointment today, he arrives prompt, carrying a tube. I invite him in – “come in boy” (I say).
“And how have you been Boy??” “Properly behaved, and no disgusting habits I hope!!”
“I’VE BEEN PLAYING WITH MYSELF AT THE THOUGHT OF RECEIVING THE CANE FROM YOU, MISS!!”
“WHAT’S IN THE TUBE YOU’VE BROUGHT, REVOLTING BOY!!! (I asked).
“THE NEW CANES THAT I SPOKE ABOUT WHEN I ARRANGED TO SEE YOU, MISS.”
“Let me see what these canes are like, Boy, and then we’ll see how good they are at giving CP across your behind!!!”
“BUT, MISS, THEY WILL HURT WORSE THAN ANY CANING YOU HAVE GIVEN ME BEFORE!!!”
“I am going in my office now, Boy! Time is now 12.55pm, and on the hour of 1, I will order you to enter my office, which will do promptly!!”
The minutes tick by, and then at 1pm….”GET INSIDE MY OFFICE, BOY!!!”
So, now he is present. “You know why I have ordered you to see me, Boy??”
“Because I was the revolting boy who caused all the bullying, and then let my school mates receive the punishment for me!!”
“THAT’S EXACTLY IT BOY!!! HOW DO YOU FANCY IT IF I MAKE YOUR BACKSIDE RAW WITH THESE CRUEL CANES!!!! I WILL GIVE YOU A DOZEN STRIKES WITH THE CANE, WITH AN EXTRA DOZEN IF YOU STRUGGLE TO GET AWAY!!”
Signing off
Mistress Tania
Mature Yorkshire Mistress